Thursday, December 4, 2008


I'm a regular guy.

That doesn't happen by accident (see oatmeal below).

For years people have mocked me for eating prunes, but they rank up there with bananas, oatmeal, and pork in the pantheon of perfect foods.

Buy them, eat them, teach your kids to eat them. Nature's candy. Kids on refined sugar are a nightmare.

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I just can't get started in the morning without a piping-hot pot of coffee and a handful of prunes. I've tried other enemas they just don't seem to work.


Anonymous said...

Coffee, prunes, and ‘other enemas’? Are we talking the same point of entry for all of the above?


jeffreyleonard said...

In the words of Foghorn Leghorn..."It's a joke son, ya missed it..."

Actually, it's a line i ripped off from comedian Emo Philips..."I just can't get started in the morning without a piping hot pot of coffee...I've tried other enemas...